Every marriage joke told, every diss made between husband and wife eventually becomes Twitter material at some point. A lot of times these tweets are funny, but mostly they’re bitter and grotesque. Remember being told that there was no way to win an argument with your significant other? Well, sometimes you can get back at them in the most vicious of ways: by tweeting about it. Here are some of the funniest marriage tweets we could find.
It’s 97° and my wife left the house carrying a hoodie, “just in case.”
— Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) June 29, 2021